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Hoosiers Helping Hindus
We passionate populist types can get carried away. We've even been known to accuse politicians of being bought by the international bankers, of being agents of foreign governments, and of being carpetbaggers. In Dan Coat's case, these are all true, except for the carpetbagger thing. To be a carpetbagger, you have to actually move to the area in question. Since you didn't really move back to Indiana, you're not a carpetbagger, Dan.
Dan Coats is terrible on immigration.
Dan Coats is terrible on big government.
Dan Coats is terrible on neocon foreign policy.
Dan Coats is assuming that the same suckers who settled for Bayh and Lugar for year after year will come back for more abuse. Bayh had the good instincts to know what's coming for Washington insiders and dove for cover, but Dan's been too lost in lobbying land to realize what he's up against. He's been too busy lobbying to send American money and jobs to India to know which way the wind blows in Indiana.


IndyStar Shoots Down Hoosier Gun Rights
Back before newspapers had websites with comments, people had to just assume that they were alone in having some sense. Now we can finally enjoy the reactions of other readers and can confirm without a doubt: The Indianapolis Star is laughably out of touch with its readership. They would rather brainwash into bankruptcy than be profitable advocates for Hoosiers. They want to flood our state with hostile third world invaders, assign the remaining jobs according to a racial quota system that puts us at the back of the line, and then take away our right to defend ourselves from the chaos they unleash.

The Champion of U.S. Workers Over Imported Labor
From NumbersUSA...
Of course, all of you in the know, are aware that I have conveniently waited to mention one Republican until the very end.
Before Bayh dropped out, former Rep. John Hostettler (R-Ind.) had already been challenging him. He was the chairman of the House Immigration Subcommittee before being defeated by the also-anti-amnesty Ellsworth in 2006 (when voters disgusted with Pres. Bush and his war and his profligate spending ended up throwing out Hostettler who had voted against Bush on all those things, plus immigration).
As a combination of good votes, good sponsorships and good committee leadership, NOBODY stood up more for the American worker, for disproportionately impoverished Black and Hispanic workers, or for the beleaguered taxpayers on immigration issues than John Hostettler.
His career grades:
A+....Reduce Chain Migration
A+....Stop Amnesty
A+....Reduce Lottery
A .....Reduce Unnecessary Foreign Workers
A-....Workplace/Interior Enforcement
A+....Borders
A+....Reduce Rewards for Illegal Aliens
At the moment, nobody comes close to having the promise of hope for Indiana workers who are unemployed or stuck with stagnant wages.
Perhaps with Hostettler in the race, all the other candidates will find themselves trying to convince voters that on immigration they are really just like John.
We'll offer every candidate the chance to take our survey and let them promise -- on immigration -- to be just like John.

(500) Days of Summer
Nick at Nite played Gilligan's Island reruns in the early morning while I was growing up. My siblings and I got in the habit of watching it as we prepared for school. While the show typically framed Ginger as the idol to ogle, I had a thing for Mary Ann. I was sure that I was alone in this, that I saw something in her sweetness and approachability that others didn't see.
It turns out that everybody except closeted homosexuals state a preference for Mary Ann. Being incapable of actual straightness, the queer bets all his chips on the obvious choice - compelled toward that very drag queen glam effect which repulses straight men. With the exception of a few felons and Alaskan fishermen who are so manly that only a big bold broad will do, all men who prefer Ginger are gay.

Bye, Bayh!
Evan Bayh announced earlier today that he won't seek re-election. John Hostettler's campaign has a very real chance of victory. For the first time in living memory, we have a fighting chance of placing a traditional conservative in the Senate. Contact us if you're ready to join us in that fight.

Illegal Immigration Bill - Contact your State Rep TODAY
The good news is that State Senator Mike Delph's illegal immigration bill passed the State Senate 46-4. The bad news is that the House's committee leadership plans to kill the bill, like they've done year after year. Despite its enormous popularity, this bill has been tossed into the committee known as the "graveyard of unwanted bills".
According to Sen. Delph at the town hall meeting last night, the fate of the bill will probably be determined by this weekend. This means that you absolutely MUST call the office of your state representative TODAY and the office of the representative responsible for the committee it's stuck in.
1. Figure out who your representative is.
Use the District Lookup page at the state website to find your State Representative's phone number, email address, and mailing address.
2. Call your state representative AND Earl Harris.
Your legislator knows that Hoosiers want the bill passed. What he or she may not know is that you're not going to tolerate excuses for failure this time around. Don't merely ask him or her to support "Mike Delph's Illegal Immigration Bill". Ask your rep to personally ask Earl Harris to promise to "hear" this bill.
Script: I'm [Name], a registered voter in your district and I want to know how you plan to guarantee that Earl Harris hears Mike Delph's Illegal Immigration Bill. Can you promise to personally ask him to prioritize this very important bill?
Also call committeeman Earl Harris, the Democrat from East Chicago who controls the fate of this bill: (317) 232-9600. Ask him for a promise to send this bill to a vote. If you can, make a liberal working class argument for the bill: It will help working Hoosiers. It will keep wages and benefits up. Be polite but firm.
3. Email your state representative AND Earl Harris
Email your state representative. The point here isn't to convince the representative to be against illegal immigration. They know that. It is to convince him or her that:
- You're actually from his or her district
- You want results, not mere "support"
- You will be talking with friends and family about this issue
- You're personally affected by this bill
- You'll be following up until he or she succeeds
Email Earl Harris at h2@in.gov. Be polite to avoid a defensive reaction. Make no mistake. If he kills this bill, we at Hoosier Nation will see to it that every single one of his constituents knows that he personally caused the illegal immigration problem in Indiana to worsen. Even his very liberal constituents are against illegal immigration, but he may be betting that they won't be paying attention. At this stage in the game, we're politely asking him to "hear Mike Delph's illegal immigration bill".
4. Write your state representative AND Earl Harris
This may seem like overkill, but please also take the time to handwrite or personally type a letter noting your phone conversation and thanking him or her for doing what he or she can to get the bill heard and voted on. Taking all three of these steps is a time-consuming pain that can't be automated or faked. That's the point, though. They need to be convinced that we're both passionate and disciplined. They need to know that we're real people who are really upset and won't forget about this.
State Rep. Earl Harris
Indiana House of Representatives
200 W. Washington St.
Indianapolis, IN 46204-2786
5. Call and email every adult Hoosier you know about this
Ask them to go to this website and follow the instructions, or even offer to help them through the steps. This part is the most important, since most Hoosier voters don't know that the fate of this very important bill hangs in the balance today. It's not like the media is going to inform them about it! Ask for a promise and follow up.
6. Join the Facebook Event
The success or failure of this initiative depends on whether it can go viral. Join the "Call Your State Rep about the Illegal Immigration Bill TODAY!" Facebook Event and invite your Hoosier friends and family to "attend". This is a great way to reach out to loved ones.

Action Item: Hostettler Petition
You may wish to print and sign John Hostettler's petition for candidate to the US Senate. He's a principled traditional conservative who proved that he's serious about balancing the budget, standing up to the Israel Lobby, and holding the line in the culture wars.
Instructions for signing petitions for Candidate for U.S. Senate
1. Designate the county at the top of the form
2. The potential signer must be a registered voter in the county designated on the form
3. Signers must be residents of the county designated at the top
4. Signers can sign petitions for more than one candidate
5. Signer is to fill out:
a. Their signature
b. PRINT their first and last name
c. Their date of birth (in MM/DD/YYYY format)
d. PRINT their RESIDENCE address - NO PO BOXES
e. PRINT their RESIDENCE city or town and zip code
6. NO OTHER INFORMATION IS REQUIRED! DO NOT FILL IN THE PRECINCT! DO NOT FILL IN THE CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT! County officials will fill out the precinct and congressional district information
7. Mail petitions to:
Diana Willis
P.O. Box 755
Vincennes, IN 47591

Gods of the Copybook Headings
I've never found a more simple and poetic refutation of modernity than this Kipling poem. For me, each stanza is a thought-provoking essay in itself. His characteristic style is accessible without being pedantic. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. -Matt Parrott
Published in October 1919 when the poet was 53 years old, "The Gods of the Copybook Headings" has proved enduringly popular, despite the fact that copybooks disappeared from schoolrooms in Britain and America during, or shortly after, World War 2. A copybook was an exercise book used to practice one's handwriting in. The pages were blank except for horizontal rulings and a printed specimen of perfect handwriting at the top. You were supposed to copy this specimen all down the page. The specimens were proverbs or quotations, or little commonplace hortatory or admonitory sayings—the ones in the poem illustrate the kind of thing. These were the copybook headings.
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four—
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man—
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:—
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will bum,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Ron Paul Warns of Coming Chaos
Dr. Paul offers some food for thought on how to appropriately react to the social and political chaos which could result from a governmental cascade failure. For more thoughts on how to prepare, check out my book online, Hoosier Nation.

Bank Robbery in Westfield
There was a bank robbery in Westfield on Friday. The robber fled the scene with the help of his virtual accomplice, Robert Annis of The Indianapolis Star. Despite having access to surveillance footage of the man who committed the crime, despite having detailed descriptions of the man from the victims of the bank robbery, Indiana's leading purveyor of left-wing lies steadfastly refused to offer a single useful piece of information to its readers which could help bring him to justice.
This is because he's Black.
Westfield is 1% Black, so the man's skin color really was a defining characteristic. But they even refused to post any of the available images of the man, since that would make his Blackness obvious. They'll probably insist that his race is irrelevant and that dangerous felons on the loose aren't newsworthy enough for comprehensive coverage.
Hap tip to WishTV 8 for showing images of the man and offering a description.
Published in October 1919 when the poet was 53 years old, "The Gods of the Copybook Headings" has proved enduringly popular, despite the fact that copybooks disappeared from schoolrooms in Britain and America during, or shortly after, World War 2. A copybook was an exercise book used to practice one's handwriting in. The pages were blank except for horizontal rulings and a printed specimen of perfect handwriting at the top. You were supposed to copy this specimen all down the page. The specimens were proverbs or quotations, or little commonplace hortatory or admonitory sayings—the ones in the poem illustrate the kind of thing. These were the copybook headings.